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Barley Milkers On Red Alert: Has The Breeder Left The Building? Where In The World Is Katie Holmes? 12.May.2009

C-YA!Boy, somebody's head is gonna roll: Who fell asleep on watch and let Katie out of the compound? And where is Suri? Did Katie find a way to get her out, too? God, I hope so.

If it is Katie, I mean. A blind is a blind, after all, and no names were mentioned. But this one is so juicyI just had to share.

From today's Blind Gossip: " She has finally pulled the chip out of her head and is shedding her controlling hubby! And, boy, is he mad! Her attorneys are working on a ? Dissolution of Contract,? not a ? Dissolution of Marriage? - yet. That? s the next step. She will be asking for sole custody of the kid/s. She is not currently pregnant.

Her attorneys - especially one who worked with her predecessor - have been able to work around most of the restrictions in her original business agreement with her husband. She did not fulfill the terms of the contract that would maximize her payout, but she will receive a sizeable chunk of change to keep quiet about his personal life and his special relationship with another high-profile man.

You will still see them together, albeit much less frequently, and they will continue to be very civil towards each other. They will attend events and will travel as a family when one goes to work. They will both have smiles plastered on their faces, but you will know that hers is really just a smirk, and he is absolutely seething inside over having lost control of the situation. In the past few weeks, she has left two events separately from her husband because she was so annoyed with his behavior. Each time, she met up with her ex for several hours. While she is spending time with her ex, we do not know if they are romantically involved again."

I can't imagine anyone else this would fit so perfectly, can you? Woo hoo! RUN, KATIE, RUN!!