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The Lohan Chronicles: Mommy And Me Day At Drunky School! 05.May.2010

Yesh, your Honor, I went to shcool ...Aww, Dad's gonna be so bummed. He flew all the way cross country and missed this? !? I wonder if the Blohans were as hung over for this as they were for court yesterday.

Your eyes are not deceiving you - Lindsay actually attended one of her court-ordered alcohol education classes today. She even brought Mom along - why suffer alone? - and probably went straight back to the Chateau when it was over. She's always done her best work (like passing out in the stairwell) there.

So what now? Is Lindsay going to go to drunky school every day for the next two weeks to make up for all the classes she blew off? The judge in her case threatened to throw her in jail if she didn't comply at her last appearance, but we all know Hollywood justice. She'll just go from class to club every night, that's all. As long as she manages to meet the minimum requirements they're gonna let her skate. Again. And the downward spiral will continue. Papa Lohan talks a lot of shit, but I can't see anyone granting him a conservatorship over anything more substantial than a paperclip - he is a convicted felon, after all. Not to mention the fact that he's a total douche. Maybe Lindsay would be better off in jail.

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