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Now That Avril Is Pregnant, Will She Stop Beating Her Husband And Let Him Out From Under The Stairs? 11.Jan.2008

She's a mother, all rightOr will she treat him like the praying mantis treats its mate, biting its head off and eating it, sometimes before he's done?

I don't even know if this rumor is true, and I shudder to think of that foul-mouthed skank cradling a defenseless little baby, exposing it to all kinds of secondhand smoke.

Avril is allegedly just a month-and-a-half along - it's not too late for Deryk to push her down the stairs and make a break for it. At least you'd think, but no, he's telling all his friends how excited he is to be a father. Maybe she'll let him sleep above ground again if he's extra good.