No, Linus, it's your turn to be designated driver.The holidays are almost upon us, and our favorite soup sandwich club ho's - Lindsay, Britney and Paris - all got together to spread some holiday cheer to all our readers.
Click here to see Firecrotch, the Stubby Little Chumpot and the Empress of Valtrex wearing more clothing than they have all year to work a little elfin magic. (Thanks to Office Max for said elfin magic.)
Have a safe, happy and warm holiday season with those you love. Buckle up, don't drink and drive, and if you do binge, don't purge. It's Christmas and you could use the calories.Don't forget the milk and cookies!