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David Beckham For Armani: He's The Meat In My Wish Sandwich 19.Jun.2008

Just don't talkAs in, I wish I was Posh. With food. (I'm a bear when I skip meals.) Can you imagine waking up to this every morning? Sweet Jesus, that man is beautiful.

He's not just a pretty face. He's a multi-million-dollar (if injury-prone) world class athlete. If anything helps soccer/football catch on over here the way it has in Europe, it'll be Becks. He's also a great dad to his three adorable boys Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.

Becks and Posh seem to have a strong marriage these days, but that wasn't always the case. In 2004, News of the World broke the story of Rebecca Loos, his former personal assistant, who claimed to have had an affair with David and provided entirely too many details. And a week later, another no-name model claimed to have slept with Becks twice. After a rocky period, the couple seemed to work things out. They also travel together more often, and when David does go out without his wife, he's a model faithful husband.

As far as I'm concerned, Becks has only one flaw: his speaking voice. He sounds like a British Mickey Mouse. Really. If he was an ugly guy with a voice like that he'd be living in the crawlspace above Grandma's garage.