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Pissed Off Cat Plans To Sue Katie Holmes For Stealing His 'do. He's Also Missing Some High-end Catnip. 29.Nov.2007

Scratch thisMee-ow. Just wait to see what he's going to do to her dining room rug. He thought she was looking at him kinda funny, but let it ride. She kept shaking that Pounce carton, and he can't resist those moist little treats.

Kitty says he's consulting with a number of elite lawyers about his options in this case, but also plans to request compensation for pain and suffering. He's not worried about her all-powerful little husband, either - what he did to that guy's shoe lifts will stay with him forever. Trust.