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True Love At Last! Paris Hilton Finds The Perfect Hump 04.Jul.2009

Who's got bigger feet? Ooh, that camel breath is so hot. There's just something about a big, hairy lip and dopey brown eyes that just turns Paris to jelly. Well, the attention of any male being turns her to jelly, but her furry new friend has got it all over Doug Reinhardt.

Now that the soccer stud has left her well-worn, Valtrex-sodden ass behind, Paris is left to search for her new love. Luckily for her, she ain't too choosy. Mr. Camel came along, and the rest is history.

Stay tuned next week as Paris entertains the entire animal menagerie of Ringling Bros. circus when they come to town.