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Did Ali Lohan Get A Boob Job? White Oprah Suspiciously Quiet 14.Aug.2008

Is it real or is it underwire? Wow, I hope not. I mean, the girl is only 14 years old, and already seems to be teetering on the edge of unreality, which if Lohan history is any indication, means substance abuse and total self-destruction aren't far ahead.

She's getting more and more like Lindsay used to be. When Linds was Ali's age, she was sweet little freckle-faced kid with an infectious smile and serious star quality. With her mother's guidance, Lindsay got a boob job at 17 and hit the club scene with a vengeance. The rest, as they say, is history. Don't put it past her to give Ali a head start with a stiff new set of cans.

Ali already has that worn-down look. Her smile more resembles a face in pain than a happy, well-adjusted teenager. How long do you think it'll be before Mama starts sneaking her cocktails (and the requisite coke bump chaser) and hiding all her bras and panties? Mother knows best, you know, and no mother is more adept at pimping out her young daughters than White Oprah. I hope Cody runs away before Ali's 15 minutes are up; I'd hate to think what she'd do to a boy child. Brrr