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Dr. Drew Says Lindsay Lohan Will Keep Doing Drugs Until Her Nose Falls Off 06.Jun.2009

You'll never take me alive!Or some other body part. He wasn't entirely specific on just what body part Lindsay is endangering with her bad habit(s), but I would think the nose would be the first thing to go.

Maybe Dr. Drew's hoping he can persuade Lindsay to come on board for the upcoming season, which includes a stellar class of hopeless losers like Cracky Sizemore and Heidi Fleiss, by predicting dire consequences for Lindsay if she doesn't clean up her act. Says Drew, "I'm really convinced that something horrible is going to have to happen to her before she really gets over it and embraces sobriety ... I have this image that she's going to lose a limb or something before she does. And it scares me."

You know what scares me? Not that Dr. Drew may be right, but that by inviting Lindsay to Celebrity Rehab he may be opening the door to all things Lohan - including White Oprah. Maybe they can get a family discount. It's like welcoming a vampire into your home, though, only instead of sucking your blood they're draining your wallet. I'd say Dr. Drew has a lot more to lose than just a nose or limb; by invoking that name his very reputation and credibility could be at stake.

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