Not the only one with backstage passPeople and OK! have pissed off their competitors by landing the wonder twin pictures this week - and yes, I bought a copy today - but the other rags aren't taking this lying down. Not content to leave a long-dead love triangle mouldering in the dust, rival publications are featuring all things Aniston: her impending nuptials and soon-to-be conceived love child, even her ultimatum on co-habitation. Oh, yeah, and they say she's finally over Brad. No kiddin'.
Jen's rep, Stephen Huvane, denies all of the above and more, but Huvane is a shameless and notorious liar. I wouldn't be surprised if Jen and John had already broken up - they haven't been spotted together in a while - and her rep is just keeping the rumor mill going to keep face.
John and Jen aren't moving in together. She's not planning to have his baby any time soon - I've never seen a couple who looked less likely to procreate. If they make it to Labor Day it's because he's a softie (look how long he kept Jessica Simpson coming back for bootie calls); if they make it to Christmas, then I'll be impressed.