If I can't see them, they can't see meThe man on the left is clearly no match for the power of Jessica's Saran Wrap love shield.
As much as everyone (present company included) likes to pick on Jess, probably because she just makes it so damn easy, it's good to see her biting back at Star Magazine for their silly Tiger-Jess cover. Yes, she was at the same event as Tiger, but she was also there with the Romo, back in the days before the IHOP pre-birthday dump. She might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she's never been one to wreck a home. It's good to see her chalk one up in the win column. Sure, Billy Corgan is weird, but maybe he's good for her. I just hope she doesn't decide to cut an alternative album now.