Zac and Vanessa, this could be you!: Sooner than you thinkHell, depending on what happens after the High School Musical franchise peters out, this could be them in just five years. They could be like the Lohans and look older than their parents before they're legally allowed to drink.
Seriously, for those who don't know, this is eerily prolific director Woody Allen and his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, who used to be his stepdaughter when he was with Mia Farrow. Apparently Woody outgrew his love for Mia when he and Soon-Yi started experimenting with amateur pornography. Mia found the naked pictures and all hell broke loose. I think she's still absolutely furious - and with damn good cause.
These days Woody is said to be enchanted with Scarlett Johansson, most likely because he can see eye-to-nipple with her massive cans. Short, nebbishy little guys like Woody love those statuesque blonds. If I were Soon-Yi I'd be concerned ... how you get 'em is how you lose 'em.