Is that an enhanced package I spy? Apparently Robbie has gotten selective in his alleged sobriety. I say alleged because while he hasn't been seen rocking the spoon for a long time, he does still hit the club scene from time to time.
Recently Robbie shared his experience of meeting the successfully rehabbed but surgically disfigured Courtney Love, who imagined herself desirable to the notorious cocksman.
Says Robbie, ? I met Courtney Love and she said she? d like to sleep with me, but couldn? t because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn? t sleep with her either because of the ugly thing.?
It just doesn't get any better than this, folks.