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Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape With Crusty Nipple As Daughter Watches Helplessly 13.Nov.2009

Mommy, stop! You're scaring me!This Shauna Sand, she's a bit of a pig, no? I can understand dressing like that for a photo shoot or to pap-tease on Robertson, but what kind of mother dresses and acts like that in front of her kids? That poor girl looks absolutely mortified. In another ten years, though, she'll probably be fighting Mom for those lucite platforms.

At the risk of incurring the wrath of the mighty Michael K., I've gotta say that this bitch is just so ... wretched looking. I imagine she must have been pretty before all that surgery, but now she's just a parody of herself.

Shauna used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas, my guilty pleasure crush from the 90s. They stayed together long enough to have three kids but ended up in a nasty divorce battle where it was alleged that Shauna slept with her stepson (who was 18 at the time). She denied it, but she has a history of cradle-robbing. Now she's got a sex tape coming out but claims she's not happy about it. She should think about what this is doing to her kids ... and put those nasty things away.