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Keira Knightley Has A Distorted Vision Of Herself. That's Not To Say She's Anorexic Or Anything. 18.Sep.2007

We don't want to say that Keira has an eating disorder because she's already sued one publication for this and got a settlement out of it. So why make the rich richer?

However, we have to say she must be smoking better shit than the rest of us, because this is what she said regarding her weight and the ano rumors: "Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I? m twice the size - height and everything else - of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realise that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, ? I don? t think it? d be healthy for me to stay here much longer."

Yes, Keira is a big, fat chunk of lard. Check out this image and see if you agree. Chubby, tubby Keira

Look at that double chin! She's literally spilling out of that bikini - and it's a size 14. And those washboard abs? Don't let them fool you - it's just that contouring spray tan stuff that Britney tried to fool us with at the VMA's.

So there you have it. Keira Knightley is not, I repeat, is NOT an 80-lb. anorexic who looks in the mirror and sees a swollen cow. Keira Knightley is simply a giant blob of cellulite in a sea of scrawny little waifs. She makes Beth Ditto look slender.

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