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John Mayer Says Sex With Jess Was Like Napalm, Admits He Has A Tiny Dick 10.Feb.2010

It burns! It burns!And not only is it tiny, but it won't let him taste the brown sugar. What a sorry-ass misogynist tool.

John Mayer had a recent interview in Playboy where he talked about some of his exes and a few of his complexes. Nothing is sacred with this douchebag. Nothing. Of Jessica Simpson, he said the sex was like a drug or "sexual napalm". Is that supposed to be flattering? Conversely, I guess the sex with Jennifer Aniston must have sucked, because he had nothing but nice things to say about her kindness and sweetness but nothing at all to say about her slamming body or manly hands (reminded him of Butter Boy).

Worse than all of that, though, were John's remarks about Black women. When asked if they throw themselves at the little f**ktard, he admitted that a tiny part of him stood in the way. "I don? t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I? ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin? David Duke cock. I? m going to start dating separately from my dick." What a douche. I still have absolutely no idea what women see in this asshole. Just when I think he couldn't get any douchier he knocks one out of the park. Mayer has since apologized for his racist remark, but he doesn't care - he got the publicity he wanted, and that's all that counts.

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