You don't look like Tony. Don't touch me there.Last year John let Jessica get into the wrong limo, then got a good chuckle texting his friends while the driver searched frantically for her. It was the beginning of the end of something that just shouldn't have been.
It took Papa Joe a while, but he finally found another guy for his DD-little darling: Tony Romo, who seems to be sticking around for a little while (it's the off-season). The couple has been seen in Cabo a couple of times, and out on the town here and there, but he's not much of a club creature; it makes you wonder if she's climbing the walls yet.
Will Tony be the next Mr. Simpson? Maybe. Will he resist Papa Joe's efforts to get them to do a reality show? Hopefully; if not, the union doesn't stand a chance. And what does Daisy think? We haven't heard from the real brains of the bunch. Will he pass the Daisy test or will she piss in his loafers, too?