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Horny Ny Governor Strikes Again, Is Discovered Making Out In A Broom Closet 30.Jan.2010

She was helping me change out the mop headsHoly can't-he-keep-it-in-his-pants! Last month it was a steakhouse in New Jersey, where Governor Paterson was spotted having a very affectionate lunch with a woman most definitely not his wife. He said the woman worked for him. His staff said she didn't. Round and round we went and then everybody just kinda forgot about it because it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, it's not like he's got any legacy to protect; he lucked into the job when Client 9 was forced to resign. He's done nothing to make us think he's anything more than a stand-in.

He has, however, been quite busy exercising his libido, but it's not like he didn't warn us. When he took office, Paterson admitted that both he and his wife had enjoyed affairs in the past, but he made it sound like that was all behind him and he was ready to do his job. Well, it looks like he's not handling the job so well, and maybe he just needs a little stress relief now and then. I can understand. There's nothing like a good grudge f**k when things aren't going your way.

But making out in a utility closet? Getting down amidst the mops, rags and floor buffers? What, there were no rooms available at the Governor's Mansion? Whatever the case, a state trooper assigned to the gov's security detail was walking past a utility closet when he heard strange noises. He opened the door to find Paterson and some broad "snuggling together, embracing", but only that. Everybody had their clothes on. The poor trooper shit a brick and ran for his life (job). So what is UP with this Paterson? Is he like a platonic Tiger Woods, or is this just the tip of the iceberg? Like I've said before, they really need to check the water up in Albany.

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