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Lindsay Lohan, Jewel Thief: The Elle Shoot Was Just A Warm-up 29.Aug.2009

I didn't take itHey, the girl has to make a living somehow, I guess. She's looking far too rough to get any serious work offers. It's either that or prostitution ... and no one's going to pay for something they've already slammed around for free.

So Lindsay's house got robbed again last week. Of course if she locked her doors once in a while or turned on the security system maybe people would stop walking in and cleaning her out. Hell, this time they even took the door with them. Why is everybody picking on poor Lindsay? Well, probably because she's a nasty little creature with a false sense of entitlement.

High-end jeweler Louis XIV supposedly lent Lindsay $2 million in jewelry. Now why they would do that is a mystery - she isn't promoting anything, she's not welcome on the A-list red carpet anymore - but they did, and now they've got a problem, because Lindsay's claiming their $2 million in jewels was taken in the most recent robbery. Radar's source claims that the store is very upset, and if the jewels aren't returned "there will be legal action taken". Huh. Like she cares.

I think CDAN's Ent hit the nail on the head with one of his recent blinds: "This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won't break into your house and take your things. Just saying."