It's just not the sameWell, you can't see Uncle Karl's pert little nipples or fleshy man boobs, but you can see the impudent swell of his well-fed tummy. Bon appetit, mon oncle!
Karl Lagerfeld has always been a trendsetter, not a follower, so it is puzzling to see him in a sheer black shirt a la Blohan. (And yes, that name still fits. Believe.) Did he forget to wear a corset? He usually looks so trim ... maybe he's been carb-loading again. He gets so moody the week before.
What's Lindsay's excuse for running around in a see-through blouse and no bra? Well, she needs a job. Word is Samantha is getting uptight about her compulsive spending. Then again, I've never seen her wear a bra. Ever. Pretty soon those things are going to be bouncing off her knees when she walks, but I'm sure she'll remain unfettered. And unemployed, probably. Think Ma will float her a loan until her next role? I think she'd probably wear a bra before that happened.