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The Ugly Stick - Jessica Simpson's Second Strike 17.Apr.2007

Nobody likes big boobies more than me. Nobody. Well, maybe Katie Price, but other than her, nobody. This is why it's so disappointing when somebody with a big 'ol rack of Double D's displays them unnaturally defying gravity.

Did Jessica Simpson get the girls inflated before taking them out for a night on the town?

Perhaps she should have spent a little more time with a tube of mascara and some oil blotting papers instead of putting all her concentration into getting those gonzangas sky high.

Then again, nobody's looking at her face.