Nobody likes big boobies more than me. Nobody. Well, maybe Katie Price, but other than her, nobody. This is why it's so disappointing when somebody with a big 'ol rack of Double D's displays them unnaturally defying gravity.
Did Jessica Simpson get the girls inflated before taking them out for a night on the town?
Perhaps she should have spent a little more time with a tube of mascara and some oil blotting papers instead of putting all her concentration into getting those gonzangas sky high.
Then again, nobody's looking at her face.