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Avril And Greasy Bear Shacking Up? He'll Never Fit Under The Stairs 23.Oct.2009

It's a dog eat dog worldShe'll have to make that little cubbyhole a whole lot bigger, maybe a giant walk-in.

Avril's hot Hawaiian hook-up up with a pineapple magnate was apparently just that: a story. Avril is not a serious prospect for a respectable heir to the throne. If they even got together at all, it was strictly to exchange fluids. I've got to wonder, though. Brandon still lives at home, has never had a steady job and has been divested of his trust fund. He's been accused on numerous occasions of theft, unauthorized use of a credit card and passing bad checks. Avril better be careful or she could end up the hobbit under the stairs.