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Dr. Phil's Latest Lawsuit: Why Did He Touch Shirley's Left Boob And Not Her Right? 07.Oct.2009

Once a douche ...I know, I know, it's always the left. Don't ask me why, but it's always the left. Unless of course they're lefties.

Anyhoo, Dr. Phil is being sued again, this time by one Shirley Dieu, who claims that she went to Dr. Phil for therapy in 2007 but that the pseudo-Doc got all freaky on her, making her stare at a naked man and ordering his staff to prevent her from leaving. Oh, and somewhere along the line, he touched her left breast.

OK, everyone knows I'm no fan of this douche nozzle. I've been rather frank about that. But this lawsuit reeks of opportunity. Ms. Dieu is of course seeking unspecified damages as a result of what she calls an attempted brainwashing - and why are we just hearing about it now? Why weren't the police involved? These are criminal acts she's talking about, and a police report would have only strengthened her case against the unlicensed megalomaniac. I'm sure this must be going over very well in the house of Phil.