You can always tell when a star or their publicist pisses off one of the tabloids. They dig up (or make up) the worst shit they can possibly find, match it up with the worst photo they can find and wham! they've got their cover. Never was this more true than in the case of In Touch and their campaign of hate against Angelina. She's still f**king her ex. She's abusive to Brad. She's shooting heroin in one room while Brad's smoking joints in another. If all that wasn't nasty (and implausible) enough, there's this week's cover.
IT has an exclusive with a former bodyguard for the Brange who's too chickenshit to give his full name and wishes only to be known as Bill. Tough guy, eh? Bill says that the "real" Angelina "is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn? t do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she? s totally psycho.? Um, OK, Bill. Can you tell us why you no longer work for them? Could it be you have an axe to grind? Nobody's perfect, but I find it hard to believe that the same woman who has donated millions and worked tirelessly to help children all over the world would ignore her own children when they cry, or worse yet, laugh at them.
Which brings us back to the source, In Touch, who may well have an axe of their own to grind. Brad and Angie are very particular about which publications they speak to, and those they don't speak to, well, they kinda ignore them (remember Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars? tee hee) and step over their bodies if they fall in their path. IT may well have overstepped their bounds here. They could get slapped with a juicy lawsuit ... unless of course it's all true. I dunno. I just. Don't. Know.