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Fatass Russell Crowe Will Suffer No Serial Miller As His Maid Marion 11.Jan.2009

It's all about meMaybe it was his wife that had the problem. No wife wants that little floozy anywhere near their spouse. It's asking for trouble.

That's probably not the case, though. No, Slutty Miller's dismissal from the shooting of Robin Hood is not so much about her as it is about Russell. According to Russell, everything is about him. He's had about 40 pages of script rewritten to be all about his Robin, even though he might not be up to snuff for the role. Page Six's peeps say it's a disaster. Russell hasn't lost his Body of Evidence weight, and that any love scenes between the two would be "laughable. He's so old and fat and she's so young and gorgeous. It's just . . . gross." I wonder if they got that quote from Sienna.

Sienna shouldn't feel bad. Russell's also trying to get the director fired. Producers are said to be desperately scrambling for an "older, plumper" actress to play Marion so he doesn't look like a "paunchy grandpa". I hear Kirstie Alley's available.