Big ClamI've always liked Margaret Cho, despite the fact that she can be brutally honest and painfully graphic about some of life's most intimate moments. Recently Margaret wrote on her blog about her dysfunctional pooter and how she got a procedure called the G-Shot, which is a shot of collagen in your G-spot (don't know what it is? Google it, man) to enhance your sexual pleasure.
Margaret said she agreed to the procedure as part of her new VH1 show, "The Cho Show", but admitted to having some sensory deprivation in the valley below, and described it in rather graphic terms that may create an entire generation of shut-ins and agoraphobics:
"I am more into the outside than the inside. I am more about display than content. Whenever I go to a party, I tend to hang out on the steps rather than in the house and I never go into the backyard."
Sadly for Margaret, the procedure did not produce the desired effects. She says if anything, her sex drive has decreased because she feels all ooshy-gooshy down there. The collagen is supposed to wear off in about four months, so I guess she'll just have to warm the bench for a few innings.