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Tuesday Night Is Bikini Waxing Knight At The Beckham Residence 06.Nov.2007

I'd rather be hairy! Please!!Doesn't David look just thrilled? Gee, where do I sign up? With that pointy face I could just see Posh gnawing away at that pesky stubble.

As sturdily-equipped as Becks seems to be, his unnaturally high-pitched voice has always put me off a bit. I guess he's just one of those guys that's great to look at, but hopeless to listen to. Then again, his wife doesn't seem to be much of a conversationalist either. Dinner at that table must have everyone on the edge of their seats.