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Brace Yourselves, Myspacers: Travis Barker And Shanna Moakler Are Dunzo Again. 22.Jul.2007

How can I miss you if you won't go away? It's only a matter of time before the lurid accusations and stunning displays of illiteracy bog down MySpace bandwidth.

I'm actually surprised it lasted as long as it did with these two. Shanna always struck me as a social climber - once Blink 182 hit the big time, she thought she was a celebrity, too. They even did that wretched "Meet the Barkers" thing on MTV - compared to them, Nick and Jessica actually looked professional.

Don't feel too bad, there, Shanna - alot of hangers-on have made that same mistake. Do you really think it matters that you married him and had his children? Have you seen Jerry Hall lately? As much as she got a bad deal in her marriage, at least she had a career to fall back on. As for Shanna, there's always BoDog Fighting - Paris says she's got a mean right hook.

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