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Sylvester Stallone Is Not Lindsay Lohan, Gets Ticket For Rolling Through Stop Sign 31.Aug.2010

I'll violate you like a parking meterYes, and I understand he got rather pissy with the cop who pulled him over. Stallone's ego is legendary; I can just hear him saying, "Don't you know who I am? Don't you know who the F**K I am? " Just look at the puss on his face!

Sly's new movie is doing pretty well at the theaters, but it's nothing compared to the way he used to pack 'em in. For those of you too young or too fried to remember, this is the guy who wrote, starred in and received an Oscar for Rocky. Laugh if you will, but that was a great freakin' movie, one of my guilty pleasures. (All of the Rocky films are. Hey, I never claimed to be an Ebert.) He was also Rambo ... and then there were gems like Judge Dredd and that wretched thing about his mother. Can't win 'em all, I guess, but you have to admit he's got a better track record than most, yet he doesn't have the A-list clout he used to - and it must piss him off something fierce.

Stallone was pulled over today in LA after a cop observed him not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. I can't tell you what kind of car he was driving, but I doubt it was a Maserati. Also, while Stallone has had extensive plastic surgery, he doesn't have luscious cans to thrust in the officer's face while he puts on his best phone sex voice - not that I'm accusing Lindsay of anything like that, mind you, but she was blowing through intersections at better than 100 mph yet walked with a mild scolding. Stallone might have been able to do the same if he had a different attitude, but I'm sure he was outraged at this impertinent whippersnapper treating a star of his magnitude in such a common fashion. I mean, really. The nerve of some people.

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