Yup, still has a pulseThis blind item comes courtesy of Lainey Gossip, another blog I highly recommend. And like the headline says, it's not who you think it is. I think I've got it figured out, though.
It's all about the overreach. Sarah Larson thought she was pretty hot shit, all because she was like 20 years younger than her world famous lover boy, and figured she was smart enough to pin him down. Yeah, right. She'll be jello-wrestling and hustling drinks again before the year's over.
George dumped her once for planting marriage rumors. She was lucky he took her back. But took her back he did, and silly bitch totally overplayed her hand. She'd claim she forgot her pill, or that she was a few days late. If that wasn't bad enough, she was also calling his family and dropping the same hints.
Believe it or not, he was sad to see her go, but not because of any lingering feelings; he planned to keep her around because she let him screw around - she thought she had the upper hand because she had a set of keys. And now she's learned a hard lesson. Nobody has the upper hand on the Clooney. Nobody.