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Give It Up, Star Magazine! Angie Hasn't Fallen, She Just Can't Get Up 11.Jun.2008

Wrong againLately Star's headlines have really gotten a bit far-fetched. It must be hard to compete with giants like People and Us Weekly for the good exclusives. When you've got no scoop and there's a deadline looming, you do what you have to do to fill that blank space.

This one is pretty funny, though. Having been pregnant before (although only with wonder singles as opposed to wonder twins) I remember how hard it was to get up off the ground. Anyone who's been there recognizes Brad and Angie's actions for what they are: She's pulling herself up on Brad's shapely arm while he braces himself for a nasty groin pull. If she hadn't been so thin when she started she'd easily outweigh him now. As it is, he'll have to settle for best 2 out of 3, and he really doesn't care if he loses; he just loves Angie all boobalicious and babified.

As for the rest of the Jolie-Pitt clan, there's said to be a lot of excitement from the future big brothers and sisters, with Shiloh even getting into the act, feeling her little sisters kick Mommy's tummy. It's not Shiloh they should worry about, though; everyone knows it's Zahara who will go OFF if she's crossed.

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