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Ka-ching! Tiger Woods Pays Elin $750 Million To Keep Quiet, But She Wasn't Talking Anyway 30.Jun.2010

You're lucky I didn't finish the jobNor was she about to, I'd say. I think it's safe to say that Elin probably wants to put this behind her more than anyone else. But Tiger is all about nothing but the mighty dollar, and protecting his image and earning power is at the top of his list. He obviously could care less about the pain and humiliation he's caused her. He just wants to go out and play.

So Elin made out pretty well, with a reported $750 million settlement, but she won't be able to move to Sweden full-time with the kids - while she will have physical custody, Tiger and Elin will share legal custody, which means they have to agree on all things pertaining to their children's future. Tiger can also renegotiate this arrangement in five years. Good mommy that she is (or vindictive cuckolded spouse, depending on your vantage point), Elin also insisted on a stipulation that forbids Tiger from bringing any new poon around the kids unless he marries it first.

That's all well and good, but here's the catch: Elin may never talk about Tiger and his man-whoring ways. Never. Even after he's dead. One peep about hookers, strippers or truck stop waitresses on her kitchen floor and BAM! The money goes bye-bye. But like I said, I don't think he's got anything to worry about; Elin seems to have far too much class for that junk. She'll also have far too much money to spend, but that's OK. She earned every red cent.