Pretty Boring celebrity gossip, fashion, entertainment news and celebrity news.

Mischa Barton Moving To France Where Fat Is Appreciated And 420 Es Tres Bon 19.May.2008

See the derriere? It is like a big cheese, no?

How does one say, "Let's burn a spliff!" or "Got any Oxy's? " in French? How about, La fille est une saloppe! Conasse!" (Roughly translated: The girl is a dirty pig of a slut. How you like me now? )

Mischa is moving to France. Since spending some time in Paris she's gained a greater understanding of French culture, and would like to emulate those qualities that conveniently fit into her skewed version of reality. She figures if she moves to Paris full-time she can be rude to everyone any time she wants. After refusing to promote her lesbian kiss movie, she may never get a serious offer again. That's OK. A few months of the rich French cuisine and she'll look more like Kirstie Alley than Lindsay Lohan. She's already at least halfway there. At least.