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No Gristle Here: Sharon Stone Topless On Cover Of Paris Match 09.Aug.2009

Say what you will about Sharon Stone - she's a crazy, power-hungry diva, she's a viciously manipulative mother, she fed her ex to a Komodo Dragon for his birthday ... but damn, the woman looks good.

Sharon denies having had any plastic surgery or Botox, but we all know better. Also, Photoshop is her best friend. We've seen what she looks like without makeup and the airbrush. She must have an excellent surgeon ... and a much better personal trainer than Madge or Gwyneth, who look like jerky. Sharon is lean, toned ... and smooth. Not all sinewy and semi-masticated. Now if she could just learn to travel nice.