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Katie Holmes Car Fire: Is This Another Church-approved Accident? 27.Jul.2009

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice BEETLEJUICE!Well, they have been spending a lot of time apart lately. As a matter of fact, I can't remember the last time they were photographed together. Does he have an alibi? As supreme exalted whatever-he-is to the church of the barley milkers, he probably doesn't need one. I'm sure he has all kinds of minions to do his bidding.

But what happened to Katie today was not scripted. Katie's in Australia filming Don't Be Afraid of the Dark without her diminutive yet overpowering spouse. She was filming a scene in a car when the battery suddenly exploded, causing the car to eventually burst into flames. I'm sure she had plenty of time to exit the vehicle safely. I mean it's not like the doors were suddenly jammed shut and no one could hear her cries for help. That would be creepy.

All the same, Katie should just be very careful while she's Down Under. The richest barley milker in the world lives there, and he probably has twice as many minions. I'm just sayin' ...