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So Unsurprising. John And Jen Broke Up Again. John To Tell All In About 5 Minutes 12.Mar.2009

Free ride overI wasn't sure whether to believe it, but then People confirmed it, and they're rarely wrong. Not that we didn't see it coming. They had fulfilled their (contractual? ) obligations to each other: He helped her keep up appearances for her movie promos and the Oscars and she ... tried to make him less douche-like. Now that she's finished the Marley tour she's got no use for him. Even good sex gets boring after a while if you know there's no future to it.

People had two theories about the breakup: one, that the couple had some "disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," while the other claimed John broke it off with Jen when she came back from Marley-ing all over Europe with the Butterscotch Stallion. Maybe he felt threatened: Owen has more sexy in his big toe than a thousand Mayers. Trust!

Will they get back together yet again? I guess that depends on how John plays it with the press. Last time he couldn't take being rejected by the paps and went crawling back, but that may not work this time. She looked pissed at the Oscars; I think she's finally had her fill of he who likes to pee on thee. Hope so. I'm certainly not her biggest fan, but she can do much better.