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Brad Pitt Says His Porn Stache Is On The Button, Wishes Clooney Would Get A Life 15.Dec.2008

Neither Brad nor GeorgeOh, those boys. They're such kidders. They can joke about all that healthy competition until the end of time; you know they have a special relationship when they think no one's looking. (Except Angie - everyone knows she likes to watch.)

Just kidding, just kidding. One thing that Brad and George do have in common, besides oodles of mad sexiness, is the porn stache. They both claim to have had to grow their straggly little caterpillars for their art; Brad for Inglorious Bastards, and George for ... hmmm, I dunno. I bet it tickles, though.

Brad doesn't seem to be amused, though. When told by People that George also has a fuzzy lip, he said, "I cannot get this guy out of my slipstream. He calls me up and wants to know what I'm wearing ? and then he shows up in the same thing. Next thing you know he's going to have six kids. Just got to tell you it's getting really old." That's really secret sexy code for "See you tonight at 8. Don't forget the ramp."