The KiefFor those of you who don't know who Blair Berk is, he's what all the wannabes like Debra Opri and Gloria Allred want to be when they grow up. To give you an idea of how good he is, he also represents Lindsay Lohan. 'Nuff said.
This time Berk has his work cut out for him. Today Kiefer was officially charged with two misdemeanor DUI counts. He's on probation for DUI # 3, blows a .22 on the breathalyzer on this, his fourth bust, and he gets two misdemeanor counts? Berk has already earned his retainer, and he's just getting warmed up. He'll have an uphill battle with the presiding judge, who sentenced Kiefer to probation back in 2004.
The obvious route would be to send Kiefer to a nice upscale rehab like Cirque Lodge. I doubt he's ever entertained that thought, though. Kiefer strikes me as the denying type - "I don't have a drinking problem. It's everyone else that has a problem with my drinking," - but hey, now that Lindsay has extended her stay, maybe he'll reconsider. Then again, if faced with the possibility of being cornered in the bathroom by a large, hairy freckle he might swear off the sauce for good.