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Jessica Biel Will Make A Great Mother 08.Dec.2008

Wait your turn, bitchIf her man-wrangling moves are any indication, Jess would be on Nanny 911 in six months or less. Talk about being owned.

The Biel has been doing some interviews lately, presumably to promote her latest spread in GQ since she's got no movies in the can. With the Biel it's all about the T & A. Like she says, it's what opened doors for her, and surely continues to do so. Surprisingly, she also told the mag that "Justin Timberlake is the one part of my life that is my own." Does that mean that their imminent engagement and subsequent wedded bliss are all just a figment of her imagination?

Biel owns nothing. She is so owned by her tiny little lover. She doesn't even blink without his say-so. She's very careful not to talk about their relationship because it's her only claim to fame. Seventh Heaven was a long time ago. If not for that bodacious bod she'd be a nobod-y. Get it?

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