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Dumb As A Post Underwear Boy Gets Twitter-dumped By Daddy's Little Pole Dancer 12.Aug.2009

Still not legal, but look at me go!Some people really have no shame. Justin Gaston must be kicking himself. He had it all: a hot-to-trot little girlie girlfriend with mad money and parents who let her do what she wants - the sleepovers, the romantic trips, the group sex. OK, maybe there's no group sex ... yet. But Miley and Justin were living large and in charge. So what changed?

Could be that Miley's just outgrowing her little boy toy. I mean, he's pretty and all, but he's obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed. He's obviously not used to getting dumped, either. In typical himbo style Justin took to his Twitter, whining, Now I'm sitting on the couch wondering why we as humans try to pretend everything's okay when it isn't.. Just be real."

Yes, let's, said Miley. Her grammar isn't perfect and her punctuation is ass, but she got her point across: "Everything IS ok. Honestly. I can't change you're mind and your heart no longer belongs to me. Maybe YOU'RE the one pretending you're fine." Like, what was that all about? Maybe that group sex thing is rearing its ugly head after all. If so, Justin better run before he wakes up with a mullet and a patch of fuzz under his lip.

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