Now's our chance - floor it!!The boys are OK. They're in good hands; Britney's money makes sure of that. PageSix.com says the boys aren't asking for her, but they're barely talking. Gimme a break.
Britney is said to be in a rush to marry Adnan and bear his children. It's what crazy bitches do: "Aw, what the hell. I'll jest whip up another batch!" Their quick trip to Mexico, once thought to be for discount pharmaceuticals, may have been for a quickie divorce (which wouldn't be honored in CA anyway). Drrp! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Britney and Adnan may have been doing a little babymaking at the Betsey Johnson store this weekend. Britney grabbed a bunch of dresses and dragged Adnan into the changing room, only to emerge minutes later, naked. A salesgirl tried to cover her, but Britney screamed, "'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!" She then went back into the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes, making "weird noises." Today Rosie O'Donnell went on her blog to compare Britney to Princess Diana. She's close, but I think Anna Nicole is closer to the mark.