You know, because Oprah is ditching Stedman and moving to Montecito with Gayle so they can get married. Or so I've heard and could definitely believe.
Oprah's announcement that she was ending her show in two years leaves a huge void in daytime TV. A lot of people are throwing their hats in the ring, some more qualified than others. One of the more interesting candidates is Snoop Dogg, who claims to be "propositioning" TV execs for a chance to "turn the TV world right up". Whatever that is.
Think about it. The green room would finally live up to its name. There would be no couch-jumping or hysterics. Everyone would be too stoned out - they'd be lucky to make it to the stage and make sense. But hey, a guy can dream, can't he?