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The Lohan Chronicles: Lindsay And Dad Grow Closer; What Will White Oprah Do? 10.Sep.2007

Well that didn't take long. It's a wonder Dina hasn't suffered a massive brain embolism looking at all the love and affection between these two. I hope it's not because they went halfsies on a box of whip-its.

Daddy and his little moneymaker, er, girl

With less than two weeks until her scheduled release from Cirque Lodge, Lindsay is still looking pretty tight around the seams. While her visit with Daddy started off rather awkwardly, she seems to have come around and welcomed him back into her life.

Will the third time be the charm for Blohan? I have a sinking suspicion that she's just towing the line until they let her go. And it makes sense that she's made up with Daddy since Mommy's cut her off from her bank. If she gangs up with Michael, they can take Dina to court to wrest control of her career from Mama Cokewhore, thus depriving her of the $375,000 she collects annually as her daughter's manager. Wouldn't it be ironic if Michael could also take custody of Ali and Cody from Dina as well so that Dina has to pay him support? Holy Federline, Batman! I think we've got our plot and motive - let's all settle back to watch the execution.

Ooh, I've got goosebumps. This is better than anything on TV.