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Those who forget are doomed to repeat ...Drats! Foiled again! Talk about dastardly villains. Lufti's determination in particular is disturbing, because he's the one behind it all: pseudo-cousin Alli Sims, pseudo-lover Adnan, the never-ending gas station runs. He doped...
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These girls are about the same age - Ali is only two months older than Dakota. Looks more like ten years, but whatever. A side-by-side comparison of the two is a great illustration of the do's and don't's of bringing up your baby girl to be a star. One of these girls...
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Hulkamania lives!!Well, it took her a while, but the littlest Hulkster finally got a paying gig. At the Florida State Fair, no less. Carrying on in the family tradition, Brooke is said to be making her big debut in the squared circle against another wrestling legend's spawn. Hey,...
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Like the bottom of a birdcageYeesh. That looks about as healthy as an outbreak of bubonic plague. I wonder if she put any pants on this time. I don't know what Pam's on these days. I don't think mere coke and champagne can f**k someone up like that. She must be...
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Atlantic City never looked so goodAh, Sweden, Switzerland, what's the difference? You've seen one neutral country, you've seen them all. And what better way to deflect attention from your mediocre intellect than to flash your ass crack? It's genius. Sheer genius. As usual, the...
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Poor little Jayden James. He's been through so much. It was little JJ that Mom clung to the night she was rushed to the hospital. It was Jayden who was rushed to the hospital after having a reaction to 11 secret herbs and spices. And now it's Jayden who's being torn between...
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Watch and learn, little girlSpeaking of implants, look at Ali's chesticles: Either she's wearing one helluva wonder bra or Mom got her boobs done, too. Orange Op must be on some kind of binge - or may even be in rehab; we haven't heard a peep out of her in months. Is...
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If Ramsay's the PM, I'm the Pope, you idiotThe Queen will not be pleased. Prince Charles will just have to speak with him. Skydiving and war games are one thing; infecting the royal family tree with the gift that keeps giving is another. This, by the way, is not...
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Orange just works for meI'm sorry. Fanta Pants. That so fits Mario Batali. It's kind of a term of endearment, like Sugar Tits or Lard Ass. (Not that the Iron Chef is any of those things, at least as far as we know.) I can kid around like this because I know I...
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Stalking the elusive daiquiriYeah, right after she throws that tennis pro another brutal shagging. And the pool boy. And the gymnastics instructor. Unfortunately, Amy's had enough of all that good clean living in the tropics, and is headed back to England to reunite with...
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