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Maybe he was distractedIt's not like he has any after that Vegas fiasco. He's probably back to doing birthday parties and bar mitzvahs - for very young children. They're the only ones who still fall for his cheesy "magic". Someone else finally wised up to his...
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OK, not really. But it makes for a great headline, doesn't it? What the hell was she doing at the Oscars anyway? Apparently, seeking upgrades to the parental units. If your parents are richer and more famous than you, do you still have to pay them? Billy Ray and Leticia...
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Aw, c'mon, honey. Those other girls don't mean a thing to meTake a good look at the spinster's face. Not pleased? Bitch is pissed. Guess she finally caught John collecting digits when her back was turned. Took her long enough. But now he has served his purpose. Without Mayer...
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I betcha hers is bigger (horse is not amused)Hmm. Musta been the hairy chin. Or maybe it was the blindingly white fur. Who knew Kabbalah water could stimulate hair growth like that? Looks like the boys are having a great time filming Sherlock Holmes. Then again, Guy...
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Haven't felt a thing since 1985Yikes. I don't know what looks stiffer - her face, her hair or her nips. Either she's really cold or they're stuck like that. Is that what happens when they reposition them? Sharon didn't actually go to the awards ceremony, although she could...
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OscarsAnd the 5-hour Oscar night has started with Barbara Walters Oscar special. She tried to make the fact that Nick Jonas has diabetes way more dramatic than it was because those boys are too smart to dish on silly Miley Cyrus and whiny Taylor Swift. And then when...
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Make room for one moreHarlow will make an excellent big sister. Proud daddy Joel made the announcement on Good Charlotte's website, saying that "God has truly blessed" his family. I thought it was kind of funny that this statement was released on the same day the...
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Hope she remembered her shirt this timeI've always heard that Hollywood parties can get a little out of hand, but this sounds like carny night in the bible belt. Midgets. Wrestlers. Drunken ... hairdressers? The center of this story is the little midget that could -...
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Are you kidding me? "Don't you know who I am? " Tori Spelling has lost a lot of weight since she gave birth to Stella a year ago - too much, actually. She looks even more horse-like than ever. And when is she going to fix that busted up boob job? It's got dings! Maybe...
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Usually it's her footI just bet she doesn't wash her hands either. That means she's dirty as well as brainless. Lily Allen is her own worst enemy, and she likes it just fine like that. She loves making inflammatory statements like "parents should let their kids try...
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