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Needs a sandwich, will settle for the crusts.Aw, c'mon. You don't think they made Suri the old-fashioned way, do you? You know he hasn't had it since it had him. I don't care how many couches he jumps on. How do you make babies when you're not in the same room, never...
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Best thing that ever happened to himRemember those pictures of her grabbing his crotchsicle? There's only one reason a girl that hot would stay with a nowhere guy like that: he's got the magic missile. Like John and Jen, it's the only thing that makes sense - he...
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Make ... her ... stop. Make ... her ... stop.Petrified wood, even. But, hey, this was at 1Oak, where nothing, not even mannequin sex, is out of the question. It's the Studio 54 of the 21st century. Boy, Michelle has sure come a long way from her Nickelodeon days. She was...
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Whatcha hiding in your nose, Lindsay? If I were Lindsay Lohan I'd be concerned, to say the least. Keep in mind that they didn't meet at Arby's or Carl's - they were at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I guess that means she picked up the tab. I wasn't aware these two even knew...
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You'll never get away from me nowI don't think I've ever wanted something to be wrong so badly. Granted, Star Magazine isn't exactly known as a pillar of truth, but every once in a while they get it right. I hope to GOD this isn't one of those times. According to Star Chris...
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Exercising her gag reflexEither that or she's so cranked out the mere touch of food disgusts her. Whatever the reason there's a girl who is doing her best to get the food into her mouth without it actually touching her mouth. Nicole Richie used to look like that when...
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Leave me alone. I'm retaining water.My, my, my. I bet someone's hips aren't so slim and girlish anymore. What happened to the sweet little thing that used to strut into the gym like a man twice his size? The old Zac would never, ever have covered his hair. Look at...
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Now more like jerkyHey, the girl works hard. She's got a reality show on its last legs. She's got a line of clothing that isn't selling because she can't be bothered to promote it, and she's got a book coming out that she has to read so she can pretend she and not...
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LaurenThe moment we have all been waiting for has arrived. Lauren Conrad's first novel, "L.A. Candy", is finally here and the plot is out of this world. A girl moves to L.A. and suddenly finds herself starring on a reality show about her life. Now who does this remind...
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There's gold in them thar hills!What's with the Yosemite Sam facial hair? Dadburnit, what happened to People's Sexiest Man of the Year 1985? He was exquisite, and he was A-list all the way. That was a long time ago. A lot of years, a lot of booze and one unfortunate encounter...
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