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Fit for neither man nor beast: GRIND those teeth!Seriously, who wants their skin to be orange like that? It's not natural and gives nice things like pumpkins a bad rap. Giant orange gourds - even Lindsay's - are like so not hot. But if for some reason you want to...
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Pigs Choice, maybeI've said it before and I'll say it again. Piece of shit punk asshole. Oh, yeah, and Oprah Winfrey, you should be ashamed of yourself trying to pander to this predator for the sake of ratings. You ain't rich enough? Chris Brown's spin monkeys are at...
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This Dora needs to stay home and studyThat's not to say that Nickelodeon condones teen pregnancy or promiscuity. They just don't mind promoting it, especially if it helps ratings. They're still airing reruns of Zoey 101 (which by the way was not a bad show). But this Dora...
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I don't care what your name isNot everyone's hips can maintain a constant in-and-out without showing signs of wear and tear. Even Wonky has her ass flaps to bear (it's the drag - it's not as aerodynamic as it used to be). But after a torrid fling with Madge and a...
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Urban nudityJust kidding, just kidding. He's actually kinda cute bare ass naked. He should come out from under the shadow of that large shiny forehead more often. Keith took it all off for Playgirl eight years ago. He looks younger now; sobriety has obviously done wonders for...
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His one true loveThat's like having an ignorant redneck chief executive with a dismal business record and substance abuse issues representing your country. Oh, wait. We tried that - for eight years. Now we're trillions of dollars in debt and hated by the third world...
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Where does the extra skin go? And I guess that's why she didn't shave that day. I thought her jawline looked kinda weird ... A plastic surgeon who doesn't actually know Madge and has not treated her says she looks like she had a ribbon lift, a new procedure where they insert...
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I will bury you, bitchSomeone needs to check this trashy little broad. She's certainly a social climber, but she needs to watch her ass. Even the ballsiest club hos know to stay away from Nicole's man. Tila, however, is obviously not so bright, not that that should surprise...
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I don't know what I'll do with myselfDeep inside she knows the truth: Nobody gives a rat's ass what she does, where she goes, who she does. Nobody. Madame Beef Curtains has made a big show of being stoic over the fifth season being her last on The Hills. She says she's...
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Man, look at the size of those FEETI still can't get over how Paris has come full circle in her love life. She started out with creeps and sleaze like Joe Francis, Rick Salomon and Nick Carter. Since then she has exposed thousands to her special gift that keeps giving...
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