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Alexis in Post GradThe posters for the new Alexis Bledel film, ? The Post Grad Survival Guide? , have arrived. As far as we know, the beautiful Alexis plays a girl who just graduated from college and returns home to figure out how to live her grown-up life. She has...
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Heading down a slippery slopeThe trout pout. The dilated pupils. The scraggly fake-looking hair. What was once a very pretty young woman is well on her way to Jocelyn Wildenstein status. Freak! Maybe it's just contamination. She used to go out with Wonky's new boy toy...
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Ellen and Portia tried to save her... than to mess with followers of L. Ron Hubbard. Elvis knew what the Scientologists were all about years ago (see below). He was able to fight them off, but once he was gone they swooped in and snatched Priscilla and Lisa Marie, and...
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Behold the shaggy mareThe stable boys rejoiced. Every time they tried to help him mount a regular-sized horse he would always stick his ass in their face. Every time. Now they can kiss their salad-tossing days good-bye - forever. Yes, she's still shaggy with her winter...
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Free ride overI wasn't sure whether to believe it, but then People confirmed it, and they're rarely wrong. Not that we didn't see it coming. They had fulfilled their (contractual? ) obligations to each other: He helped her keep up appearances for her movie promos and...
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TwilightersThe Twilight cast is back in Vancouver to film the sequel, New Moon. The press this film is getting is ridiculous. And the press the third film is getting is even more ridiculous since that one isn't even in production yet. So as you can see the cast is...
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Eliot Spitzer was obviously a powerful man with some serious issues. Once he was governor, but just couldn't keep his dick in his pants. Now he's toiling anonymously as a commercial real estate investor in Washington, DC, kept well out of the public eye. Thanks to the...
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Courtesy Worth1000.comHot dang, she brings tears to your eyes, doesn't she? It's not what you think; in addition to lifelike bruising and nicotine stains she's also scented with the distinct aromas of cigarettes, fried food and stale beer farts. This year marks a...
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Not until I have a cocktailWhat? She stepped out of the car and blew a tit because she couldn't see over the curb? !? She's getting paid - free airfare, free hotel - to appear at a hospital fundraiser in beautiful Hawaii. Everyone knows I like to poke fun at the...
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Know what my favorite part was? Little Eddie is making a pretty strong statement here. After all, it's kind of hard to be closeted when you've got floors seats to the Knicks and you're nibbling on your bro's earlobes. Or swooning over the scent of his Drakkar Noir. Do...
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