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Miley on GlamourMiley Cyrus has graduated to grown-up magazines with her new Glamour cover. Poor Taylor Swift had also graduated to big girl magazines with Allure this month but now she is on 17 again (like the movie!) Miley's Hannah Montana movie doesn't look awful (if...
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Bride of ThorazineWhat is with this girl? I've never been a fan (or even regular viewer) of anything Idol, but I remember when she came back for a guest slot and Ryan Cheesecrest made a big deal out of her newly enlarged rack. (Yeah, I know, like he really looks at those...
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Omigod won't you just go AWAY? !? There's just one difference between Lindsay and Britney, and it's a whopper: Britney is a money-making machine; Lindsay is a money-sucking drug fiend. But both girls are equally at risk. Too bad Lindsay doesn't have a reliable parent to...
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Must be sore loser syndrome. Guess he's not the same mega-athlete he was when he wore that yellow jersey seven times. Is it age, or is he just ... out of juice? Lance has always strongly denied he used any performance enhancing drugs when he was a champion. He decided to...
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If you don't move, It might not see youWhat It wants, It gets. Madge set her eyes on a little girl named Mercy in a Malawian orphanage two years ago, and has been trying to close the deal ever since. How many schools will she have to build? How many palms will she have...
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Not a familyThis poor kid; he looked like the only honest soul in the whole bunch. You remember Alfie Patten, the 12-year-old British kid who looks 8, but claimed to have fathered a baby with a 15-year-old girl? He said it was his first time. He loved his child and...
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What Goop Couture could look likeUmm ... I've never thought of Gwyneth Paltrow as fashionable. As a matter of fact she's usually a walking faux pas. In the past year or so she's taken to wearing micro-minis and six-inch stilettos and because of her Gooping herself to skin...
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It was all downhill from thereAnd not a moment too soon. The only thing saving her from a criminal record and almost certain jail time was the fact that her dad founded Yahoo. Courtenay was out of control a long time ago. Since her brief but oh-so-public fling with the...
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MurdererLet's not gild the lily here. Everyone knows Howard K. Douche, with the help of two greedy and unscrupulous doctors, used massive amounts of dope to keep Anna Nicole under control. Something happened though, down in the Bahamas after little Danielynn was born. Just...
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The BlohansYes, it's a real word. According to Webster's, the definition of atwitter is "in a state of nervous excitement". Otherwise known as all coked up and nowhere to go. It's been about two years since Lindsay's last DUI and possession arrest. I say last because...
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