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This is how Spencer likes me bestI never believed these two idiots were a real couple ... but then again, what choice do they have? It's not like anyone else of either sex wants anything to do with them. So what do you do when you're a social leper but have money falling...
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Brings new meaning to "cut the cake", doesn't it? Too bad she couldn't make it past the frosting. Not that she would have actually eaten it; she doesn't look to have eaten a solid bite of food in months. Some speculate Lindsay's on a liquid diet, but we all know...
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Put a bag over that. Quickly.Wow. Someone looks like smashed assholes, doesn't he? No wonder he used to wear those big sunglasses all the time. He looks like a naked mole rat. We first noticed Storch was missing last summer, when we first reported on his apparent skip...
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Wrong finger, assheadThat's because they shriveled up and disappeared from all those years of juicing. He probably has the man parts of a Ken doll now. No wonder Linda left him for a little boy with a jackhammer in his pants. Whatever the alleged reason for their split...
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I'd do him, tooOh, those Jersey girls. And those Jersey boys, too. The state that gave us such gems as Gay American Governor McGreevey and Luv Guv receptacle Ashley Dupre has served up another steamy coupling: Bruce Springsteen and another flame-haired woman are named...
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Geez, what does a guy have to do to get a little privacy? Seriously, Patrick Swayze has put up a fierce battle with the pancreatic cancer that is ravaging his body, refusing to let the disease slow him down. His courage would be even more admirable if he'd only give...
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LindsayEven if you didn't find it that funny we can safely say it was funnier than the obnoxious Zac Efron pool party thing in which b-list celebrities tried to be funny and failed miserably. However, Lindsay's EHarmony spoof shows that this girl has a sense of...
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Such a toolMan, he's got some taste in women. I love Amy's music, but knockout she ain't, and Blake's rehab slag isn't much better. Check her out here. Love that giant mole under the eyebrow. Sexy. Mama. Apparently this woman is shameless enough to admit having sex practically...
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Faithless manThey are a devoutly Catholic family with seven children, at least two of which have been rehabbed. She's put up with countless lonely nights, rumors of infidelity and a bottomless checkbook. The millions made it enough for her to turn the other cheek ......
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Lana ClarksonThe LA County District Attorney's office must be dancing in the streets. They finally got to chalk one up in the victory column, even though it was for a case almost no one was paying attention to the second time around. Lana's family was, though, and for...
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